BEST OF H​Ü​LK H​Ö​GAN

by KING PEPPëR

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There's Only One Hulk Hogan And He Will Be Digital for the Rest of Your Sorry Little Existence. How Do They Eat Pancakes In Space? Hogan Should Know. He Probably Does Know. It's A Shame Because There's No Chance of Meeting Him. He's Too Busy Crushing Puny Mortals. Maybe Not That Busy. 19:49
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SZEVASZTOK!
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Hogan Probably Stretched A Lot. He Needed To. He Sure Was An Amazing Wrestler. And What An Actor He Is! Clearly Better Than Stallone And Seagall Combined. He Is Also A Better Cook Than The Both of Them. Hell, Everybody Looks Like A Loser Compared To Hogan. Even The Original Hulk. 23:41
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SZEVASZ!
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Why Bother Waking Up When You Will Still Be You? You Are Not Hulk Hogan! Waking Up Is Pointless. Almost As Pointless As Shaving! But You Can Shave If You Want To. It's Called Free Will. Hogan Has Plenty of Free Will. He Was A Wrestler For God's Sake! You Will Still Look Like A Loser. 06:32
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SZEVASZTOKTOKTOKTOKTOK!
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I Seriously Can Not Imagine A Greater Way To Be An American Than To Be Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan Is Everything. For Me He WAS My Everything. At That Time I Could Not Think About Anything Else Besides Hulk Hogan. My Mind Was Inhabited By Hulk Hogan's Every Move. My Favorite Is YOU! 24:18
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SZEVASZTIKTIKTIKTIKTIKTIKTIKTOK!

about

dang these tough-ass sonuvabitchers! they just won't die!!! well they're zombies now or whatever, but as da matter of fact who cares? WHO EVEN CARED AT ALL? some just might have. of course that doesn't guarantee ANYTHING at ALL!

you see, this is it. we're done. that's it. you can flush the toilet now. it's over. everything will be fine and dandy. we declare this day the day king pepper did the longest and most convoluted death scream! this is for the pigs. maybe there'll be something for the fans too...

speaking of stockhauser this album is a best of! the BEST OF ALL! how appropriate! and there was some dudes / establishments / dudettes / and shit who somehow contributed to these fabulous recordings you are about to hear (and probably die - our thoughts are with you!) so we share some thanks and forget about the pranks!
here goes:
thank you derTANZ - they invited us to play before them and this gesture makes them heroes of our time.
takk you crew behind TiTiTá - they let us play in their wild lil' palace of high-order shiznit.
thanks máté labus - he lend us his tape recorder, what a dude he is!
hey hogan man, thank you - an inspiration to mankind (too bad santo would kick his ass only coz he has a mask!)
and the others probably know who they are. but i hope THEY DONT!

king pepper was:
mc ni - showing some skins who's boss
dr. synapse - dropping the bass
prof. pie - hitting on eunuchs

next time... it's gon' be short bursts.

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released July 6, 2014

HOGAN KNOWS BEST. also mc ni didn't know about this whole ordeal. we hope he approves.

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KING PEPPëR Pécs, Hungary

mc ni
dr. synapse
prof. pie

from scumbag hungary

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